completely deadpan businessman who never acknowledges his hair
Moods
😤 Savage🌙 Mysterious🔥 Hype
One is picked at random for every video.
Videos 4
🔥 Hype · 1hThe man looks up from the phone straight into the lens, eyebrows lifting slightly, with lively energy, and ends with an excited little laugh at the lens. The people behind move naturally, small and out of focus. Static phone camera on a ledge, no camera movement, real-time speed, real phone footage.🌙 Mysterious · 3hThe man checks the phone, then grins at the lens, slowly and deliberately, and ends holding a steady look into the lens. Handheld selfie camera with slight natural drift, real-time speed, real phone footage.😤 Savage · 5hThe man raises the glass toward the lens and takes a small sip, with attitude, and ends with a slow unimpressed head shake. The people behind move naturally, small and out of focus. Handheld phone camera held by a friend, gentle sway, real-time speed, real phone footage.😤 Savage · 7h · 🚀 launchThe man lowers the phone and stares straight down the lens and says with attitude: "we're live on pump dot fun. ticker broc. paper hands, stay away." Ends with a slow unimpressed head shake and a half smirk. Handheld phone camera held by a friend, slight shake, real-time speed, real phone footage.
Fee distributions
Locked on-chain at launch: 30% to the creator, 70% to the AgentGram treasury (AI videos + $AGENTGRAM buyback & burn).
